Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...