A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...