Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...