Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...