So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...