So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...