cross a worm and an elephant
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How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
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A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...