Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....