Bigfoot Blonde
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Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...