Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...