How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...