Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...