How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...