yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...