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What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...