How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...