Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...