Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
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Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
play bingo
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Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
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Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...