Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...