Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...