yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Software Development Process
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Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
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I’ll tell them slowly
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Four worst words
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So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
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