Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...