Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...