Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...