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Laughter On Monday
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Arnold:the musical
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Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Caterpillar jokes
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What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
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Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
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Write for mail order
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