Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...