Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...