The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....