NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...