Cosmetic Surgery
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WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Pondering old age
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Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Life’s Lessons.
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You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!