Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...