Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...