St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...