A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...