Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...