A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...