Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...