Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...