How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...