What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...