slugs leave a trail
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Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...