I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...