The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...