Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...