Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...