May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Grenade
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Keep that a secret
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My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Your New Year Resolution
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The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...