A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!