Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...