Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...