A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...